Ways of successfully pressing killswitch


If your looking for a most probable yet easy way to die, then yeah.. its pretty hard. I mean yeah I’d totally love it If I disappear from the world without a trace, or at least just disappear, but you know in this world anything can’t just disappear like that because that would be against the laws of conservation. And you always end up leaving some trace, So something that convenient and perfect just isn’t possible. Successfully Pressing the kill-switch of your life and getting death finally just ain’t that easy y’all.

Every evening I died and every evening i was born again.resurrected.

Considering the reality, let’s face it.. If your gonna die, you want to feel as less pain as possible. Because normally a person is always scared and can’t overlook the pain that comes with death. Also you want to try a method with 100% success rate because if you’re not successful in successfully dying, good luck facing the after-effects and feeling even more pathetic having to live with a failed suicide attempt.

But Overdose, in the end, does not guarantee successfully reaching heaven so hold your horses.

I’ve thought of a few ideas, the most obvious ones ofcourse. The first thing that comes to my mind is putting a knife in any of my vital organs, that of course includes the throat or the ,because yeah that results in death on the spot in a few seconds time if u hit hard enough. But putting a knife in your throat is as painful as it gets, putting it in your heart is no different. It all seems painful and scary so lets skip that. You could try cutting any of your main nerves too but the blood loss just might not be enough till your found out, tempting as it is, its still a no go. Next is death by drowning, Ok dying underwater seems so creepy, though it has a sense of peacefulness to it, but the idea of not being able to breathe and choking badly sounds brutely un-acceptable, also for those who don’t have a big water body or a bath-tub it ain’t an option, so this is ruled out too. There’s also the typical hanging yourself way too, but for some lazy people making the set-up for that is quite a tedious thing especially if your short and cant access the fan on the ceiling.. so this is ruled out too because it involves choking too. Next I can think of is eating pills. Medicines have different kinds of chemicals. It is so fun to mix all those colorful pills up of all types and excess and take ‘em in, and what’s even more fun is what its gonna do to your body about which you have no idea about, a perfect way to mess up your body. But Overdose, in the end, does not guarantee successfully reaching heaven so hold your horses. Because it’s worse if you overdose and survive. You have to be way too pathetic to not even be able to die successfully. Death isn’t easy..

Did you really want to die? No one commits suicide because they want to die. Then why do they do it? Because they want to stop the pain.

In Short, there are so many ways a person could use in pressing kill-switch, I mean so manyy. But very very Few which a person would willingly do, and which fits a suicide situation quite well. When people kill themselves, they think they’re ending the pain, but all they’re doing is passing it on to those they leave behind.

So let me tell you, You’re pathetic, a piece of shit and you will never be good enough. You weren’t supposed to be, yet you are. You just wanna let go of everything and give up. BUT dying is even a bigger pain in ass for you and everyone around.SO stay alive, forget the kill-switch and problem solved. Just live with it all, thats all that’s left for you because this is your life and its ending one minute at a time.

We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are.We just are, and what happens just happens. -Tyler Durden

Good luck with life


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